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14

Jul

jedjustis:

devildoll:

here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument

(Source: spacehamsters)

14

Jun

Chris is not a bike guy like Steve Rogers (x)

(Source: babblingbrooke)

17

May

(Source: oenomaus)

16

May

bealeeve-me:

ohmyloki:

i blame kassy

here have the transparent png:

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i will reblog this at least once a month for the rest of my life

(Source: bootycap)

30

Apr

demmonz:

"[He is] kind of a big dork," Evans’s mother said in an interview with GQ. “At 30, he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid.”

(Source: crank-palace)

23

Apr

Anonymous said: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

castielssam:

chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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(Source: redeemedmeg)

21

Apr

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x)

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x)

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

(Source: d-white211)

kristen714:

whitachi:

chris evans - for flaunt magazine

The photoshoot where Chris Evans looks like a truckstop hooker is an important part of manpelt.com

Damn.